/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12564784
I wanna punch this faggot in the face
how he got it up to father his kids is beyond me

>try to eat with a knife and fork
>get annoyed with it 90% of the time
>Say fuck it and just grab the food and cut what i want then pick it up with my fork

I've done this in classy restaurants around family. Sometimes people stare at me but i don't give a fuck.

>>10249822
>spent 10 hours making a loaf of bauernbraut rye bread
>finally putting it in the oven
>have to add steam immediately as baking begins
>choose a glass bowl
>explodes into a million pieces over the bread
>think it probably is still okay as i spent a good deal of time picking out glass but tossed it anyways because swallowing tiny pieces of glass sounded dangerous
i know your pain but i wish i didn't