/ck/ - Food & Cooking

1.75l boi here
>went to a bar last night
>whooped all kindsa ass at pool
>talked to some dude for a while
>last call hits
>walking home
>gotta grab bus stops for stability
>make it the fuck home
>slip on my steps and absolutely fucking eat it
>remember just laying there for a while and considering passing out
>muster the strength to get up and get inside my home
>wake up naked with my bedsheet wrapped around me
>all of my blankets and pillows are in various spots around my house, indicating that I did the good ol’ “sleep everywhere” again
My gf really shouldn’t leave me alone.