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But he might not like highland park. Also I've never had highland park, but I saw a penn & teller that said all nice things are a scam and they're really sciencey and objective and I believe science.

Op, buy him $300 worth of 95% grain alcohol. Actually make it $299 worth of 95% grain alcohol and a $1 pack of disposable cups to show him you're a practical guy. You need to show him you can take care of his daughter although I wouldn't get him anything snobby like cups made of glass because that would show you're a hipster and you cheated and asked a snob for advice.

I have a 750 of Everclear. Anyone know a good jungle juice esque recipe that uses everclear? I'm having a bunch of people over this weekend.

I think alcohol tastes disgusting. Are we getting drunk? Two shots, then one more every two hours and we're set. No fucking around.