/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I FUCKING HATE WHEN MY ROOMMATES WASTE FOOD. LEARN TO COOK DAMN IT.

We're a Pepsi family but the inlaws brought over a pack of the shit ass brew """""coke""""" over WHAT THE FUCK
It was hard enough to have my wife become a Pepsi girl when we met her I ain't gonna make her go back now
Through that shit in the trash snf the in laws out

>>18109542
Why is it so expensive then? 12 dollars local bakers sourdough is the norm where I live. There must be a reason why theres such a premium for decent loaf

Bartender gave me the gay wine glass for my gin and tonic again

>yeah can i have this sandwich please
>specifically say no mayonnaise like two times, which they repeat it or write that in the order
>get the sandwich and it's drowning in mayonnaise in every single orifice

I know like this is a retarded problem to care about but man this triggers me, how hard is it to literally not put it in, it's less steps involved. Why do Americans have to have a gallon of semen with all of their fucking food?

>>17120498
I FUCKING HATE THE BROTH ON THESE. WHY IS IT SO OILY.

>>17071522
God I fuxking hate you idiot poster as if I'm a fucking American and now what the fuck that's called post it's fucking name or just kill yourself

>>16885241

>>16345918
This. Pigs should be sacred animals.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the guac is extra

STOP USING IODIZED SALT YOU FUCKING FAGS
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU WILL NEVER MAKE GOOD FOOD WITH YOUR TRASH TASTE IN SALT I WISH I COULD CHOKE SOME OF YOU DUMB NIGGERS

>be me
>hungry
>install uber eats
>want 1 double big mac meal 1 double qp with cheese meal
>$24
>delivery fee
>service fee
>tax
>$34 dollars
>$34 for frozsn meat?? Not a fucking chance not in this fucking galaxy!
>dont make order
>uninstall app

Never even if I were a millionaire! Would I pay 34 dollars for not fresh, frozen crap! AHHHHHH REEEEEE

>wake up this morning at 7 hungover as fuck
>want to go get brekkie
>fucking everything is closed for Christmas even McDonald’s
Now I have to make me and my wife’s and her parents breakfast hungover as fuck
Fuck you wagie you should be in your cage making me breakfast fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15146589
FUCK OFF. BUY YOUR OWN. I PAID FOR THIS MYSELF.

Boomer dad is the most careless grocery shopper I've ever seen.
>Doesn't check what we already have or need before shopping, just buys things out of habit on the weekly grocery shopping.
>Buys stuff he only occasionally use on a regular basis (three bundles of green onion in my fridge right now)
>Buys stuff without a plan on how to uses it and then just forgets about it and let it go bad. Let $50 worth of steak go to waste because he "forgot it".
>Keeps buying junk food until the cupboard is filled with shit the just takes space and expires

I know its his money to lose, but I still hate seeing all that food go to waste. It also is at the point of stealing tons of cabinet and counter space that is very inconvenient.

>>14064611
YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ANON

>>13790286
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!
I have been trying and trying and trying and I can't fucking get it to work! And the thing is I've done it before, like a year ago. It was with some random microbrew pale ale + guinness. But Sierra Nevada is supposed to work, the internet told me to use it. And IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING

>>13620016
how the FUCK is this "FOOD" OR "COOKING"


fuck the shitty jannies on this board, holy shit

I'd say gas yourselves but you all already are with cigs

>>13497692
i want all ALCKIES TO LEAVE THIS BOARD

>>13004299
>another fucking FAST FOOD THREAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT AMERICANS

>>12962739
>raspberry
>nobody says the p

>>12891350
Fuck the health inspector who made me throw out our starter and made our bread taste off for TWO FUCKING WEEKS REEEEE

>>10578339
>that hair

>holiday to NY
>in the mood for some good chips at noon with salt and vinegar
>this apperently means crisps in America
WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO YOU MURRIFATS KEEP CHANGING THE MEANING OF OUR WORDS?