/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5912845
As a ketofag I'll give you a heads up and let you know the cauliflower crust sucks.

Google "holy grail pizza crust". It is hella good for a low carb crust.

>used to work at rustys pizza in ghetto bakersfield ca
>95% of our customers were disgusting obese mexicans
>those fatfuck slobs slathering their pizza in ranch

god damn it was offensive. goat tier pizza though.

>>5870723
Wheat bread without all the seeds and nut bits in it: -10
Eggs cooked to 25% doneness: -1k
Globs of unmelted butter: -15
Not toasted on top: -15
Plated on a suitcase: -100
Not calling it "Egg in a Basket": -50
Not making, "Egg in a Basket Grilled Cheese Sandwich": -25

Total: -1,215

Conclusion: UBER FAIL