/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20176969
no pic but made mushroom risotto for extended family last night which sent my autistic nephew into an induced rage
>GRAMMA ES DISGUSTING. I HATE SEASONEENG. I DONT WANNA EAT THAT!!!!
wanted to kill him desu

>>20141181
in an unironic sense it feels like the quality of everything human-mediated is degenerating
>customer service
>intelligence
>relationships
>duty
literally the only things we're developing are decadence shit
>food
>porn
>entertainment
>sports
it's all about to end boys

>>16208021
>be me
>in wisco at madison farmers market on Oct 30th
>going stand to stand and end up at a deer sausage and jerky station
>buy a wet, precooked deer sausage that was unusually lukewarm and seemed to be in a small pool of water
>suspicious.jpeg but whatevs
>ate it and it tasted good
>5 hours pass and start getting ready for a friend's halloween party that night
>suddenly get massive urge to shit
>shit heavily
>wait 10 minutes
>shit heavily again
>ohno.mp4
>go back in for round 3 and now it's just firey burning liquid
>shit two more times within an hour and aching/fever start to set in
>call off going to the party
the next 24 hours were a constant mox of shitting, sleeping and hallucinating fever dreams. I was seeing really gnarly shit
>purple and green bubbled bedroom
>felt my body dissolve into my dresser
>kept hearing Alan Watts quotes in my head
>woke up feeling fine the next day and ate a pizza
wild shit desu

I wish I had kids bruhs. I wish I could have kids without women. Cowboy mode. Alone.

>tfw I suck at cooking

>>11470184
>>11470261
After my dad died anything involving a father figure hurts a whole lot more.
I didnt come to this thread for feels guys.

>>11318785
It was the evening several years ago, i was a cheerful 9 year old like many others,family was driving home with some extended family in tow the night was filled with the laughter of exited children as we stopped by a gas station, the air was crisp as i walked down the ailes trying to find a good snack when my eyes laid upon a bag of chips.
"Fritos barbeque twists it said"
I touched the rather large bag only to discover that not only was it filled to the brim, but it was also rather heavy, and that is when i made my decision.
On the car ride home i happily ate my chips in silence until the faggots that were my brother and cousin unloaded thier spicy chips into my bag.I did not like spicy chips.
I lost my shit and attempted to beat them with my bare hands but i was tied to the car via seatbelt i decided it wasnt worth it and i gave the rest to them assuming that i would find those again one day in a store.
I never did and it seemed that the only thing that ever came out of the search was the shitty chili cheese or scoop varaity but i will never forget my one true snack love that was those barbeque chips

I won the $1,000 a day for life prize from KFC when they were doing the Snakes and Ladders promotion. I spend my days walking around town, eating restaurant food, going to the coffee shop and shitposting on 4chan and overlooking the town from my balcony.

>>10989204
>TFW when you will never taste a real banana because boomers and their parents ate all the real ones into extinction
>forever stuck eating starchy cloned bananas

>>10416137
>always think mom food is worst food
>start getting into cooking
>mom food is suddenly best food
>mfw

>Just found out that McDonald's and other fast food joints contain DNA in their meat

Jesus fucking Christ, America

>tfw don't really like cheese except for basics like cheddar, mozzarella, and ricotta
>feel like a pleb because of it

>>9809031
There's monsters out there, Anon.

>you have to be a professional to make bechamel or a roux

>>9626666
>nobody checking these sick digits