/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17668223
No.

>>17460535

>vanilla
>impregnation
>taking responsibility

based

shes outside my usual sphere of eceleb shit but i could have sworn she was getting better last time i saw anything about her

>>17149750
No I'm one of these guys.

>get off of work late at night
>went to mcdonalds for the first time in years because its all thats open
>big mac meal for $10
>immediately notice the patties are thin as fuck
>burger itself isnt even big
wow its been a minute since ive felt robbed by fast food. this is why i prefer burger king if i want a burger and im too lazy to cook

>>17027723
He serves 3 men

>>16901001
>What cooked meals do you make that you complete in ten minutes? Hard mode from scratch.
If by complete you mean
>10 minutes of you actually doing work
don't include cleaning, and accept that using dried pasta isn't cheating for this, as it has a different flavor profile than fresh? Chicken alfredo with peas.

Take out two chicken breasts from your freezer in the morning, place in fridge, total 1 min.

Turn on your toaster oven to preheat to 350, total 2 seconds.

Grate parmesan for 4 minutes till you have a cup and a little baggie worth, store. This time assumes hand grating, but you can cut this time entirely with mealprep if you have a food processor which can grate 4-8 cups in about 10 minutes of work, after which you just store the grated cheese, which can be used for dozens of meals.

Place raw chicken breasts on foil-lined tray - season to taste, add a pat of butter to both, place in toaster oven. Go walk away for 12 minutes, flip the chicken, then go away for another 12. Total 1 minute actual work for all chicken baking.

Come back and simultaneously, in an orgy of simultaneous activity that is less hard than it sounds
>Start a pot to boil linguine, throw it in, then strain, 4 minutes.
>get a pan with canola oil or butter SCALDING hot
>pan-sear the chicken exterior to get it crispy and dark, then slice into strips
>Combine the parmesan with heavy whipping cream for thickness and milk to thin it out to taste over low heat. Add salt and pepper to taste and stir constantly to melt into Alfredo sauce, 3 minutes
>Boil frozen peas until dethawed then strain, 2 minutes
>combine pasta, chicken and peas, serve with set aside parmesan and red pepper
Ten minutes for the full cooking process, lasts for like 3-5 days in the fridge, delicious enough to get you laid, healthy, from scratch, can be frozen, and very easily scales and reheats gracefully for mealprep.

>>15535880
I hope my own death will be this quick

>>14987268
It's wasn't dead at the time of that video.

>>14652980
I did not "bring up race".
I pointed out that the post is not about race or nationality. This isn't a courtroom, you know. You can't "get" people on a technicality here. Your falun gong bitching very obviously had some very specific undertones that everybody here caught because you have the subtlety of a brick.
Almost trampling someone on your mission to get a cheap ear of corn is despicable behaviour no matter what you look like or where you're from and as I said once already, you don't have to be a shill for ANY movement to think so.
Just fuck off.

>>14425120

we are a sugar obsessed nation, that's all. even the concept of our breakfast is merely a product of advertising. someone who isnt a fatass or a vegan freak just skips breakfast all together or eats their breakfast as a lunch and skips lunch. the average person needs no more than two meals a day.

or post more vids like these, they crack me up