/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8514685
>halfway there, really have to piss
>end up pissing on the bookstore wall
>can't get my belt fastened because I'm obliterated
>eventually stumble back into my dorm room
>get the sudden urge to throw up
>head into the bathroom and stand over the toilet
>don't bother kneeling, just release the Outback floodgates all over the toilet and the surrounding floor
>realize I've made a huge mistake
>grab the nearby paper towels and clean up the floor with a giant ball of them before absentmindedly throwing it in the toilet full of vomit
>the paper towel ball clogs the toilet immediately on flush and vomit water floods the bathroom
>friend has already gone home
>decide I'm too drunk to tackle this scenario right now and just pass out on my bed, leaving the bathroom fan on to combat the smell
>when I awake the next morning with a screaming headache, I notice that the power has gone off to my entire building
>vomit has been stewing in the hot bathroom for over fourteen hours at this point
>have to knock on doors asking for a plunger
>eventually get it cleaned up
>the bathroom smelled like vomit for the rest of the semester

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