/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Let's math this out:

Google says that CiCis charges $5.99 per adult, plus $1.99 for drinks, right?

So, assuming that you go there EVERY SINGLE DAY for the next year, you're looking at $2479.68 before tax and tip.

Let's pretend that you're a reasonable human being who probably won't ham-beast there every fucking day, perhaps once or twice a week? Less than that?

So the math for once a week would be: $383.04 ($7.98 x 4 x 12 = $383.04 before tax and tip)
Twice a week: $ (7.98 x 2 x 4 x 12 = $766.08 before tax/tip)

So, I guess mathematically it seems like a good deal, but then you've gotta step back and look at the bigger pictures. Cici's is shit. It's cheap cardboard with cheese and f-grade quality toppings. Fat poor people love it. (There are TONS of fat hispanics loading up their plates the last time I went two years ago.) So, if that's your jam then go for it. Otherwise, save your $200 for better pizza. Hell, get your lazy fat ass in the kitchen and make your own god damn pizza. You can do better anyway.