/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'M OVER HERE ON THE FLAVORTOWN DOCKS THROWING ROCKS AT SEAGULLS. NOW I HAVEN'T HIT ANY SO FAR, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THIS JOINT CAN'T DO IT FOR ME, OR, MAYBE HIT MY TASTEBUDS WITH SOME REAL ROCKS OF TASTY HASHBROWN ENCRUSTED FISH. THIS PLACE HAS IT ALL: GARLIC STUFFED CLAMS, PAINTED WITH PORK GRAVY. A BOWL OF NACHOS THAT'S SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHERRY JELLITIN; PORK ASPIC COOKED RIGHT IN. OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE; A TRADITIONAL STEW OF PIGS FEET, PLUMS, SPAGHETTIOS AND DARK CHOCOLATE, BROUGHT OUT WITH A PLATE OF BALLED UP TISSUES JUST TO HELP WITH THE PAIN

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eat my taquitos you googly eyed fuck

WHEN I'M CRUISIN' DOWN THE 104 ON MY WAY TO BALTIMORE, PASSING BY THE NIGGER RIOTS BEFORE I HIT UP 42 POUND OF FRIED BEEF AT THE COSTCO, I'LL PASS BY THIS JOINT: CHICKEN DICKERS.

IT'S GOT A RICH HISTORY, YOU KNOW, THE SAME PLACE WHERE NOGS GOT THEIR TEETH REMOVED BY FIREHOSES IN THE 1960? THE PLACE WHERE TED KACZYNSKI INSTILLED HIS HATERED FOR THE GOOD OL' U S OF A.

WELL I'M NOT HEAR FOR THE WATER PARKS, AND I'M NOT HERE TO INSTILL HATRED AGAINST THE UNITE STATES GOVERNMENT. I'M HERE TO EAT SOME GREAT, OLD FASIONED NIGGER FOOD; AT CHICKEN DICKERS