/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be labor day weekend
>no money no job
>live with piece of shit best friend
>drive at noon
>tons of people flying in and out
>get cart
>get big plastic tote
>load up tons of groceries in tote
> bread meat milk
>cover top with lid and walk out with a week old receipt

This may be locating specific, but it worked for us.

that actually is how some people live

>>8512999

>be 25
>spend birthday alone cause no friends
>want to take birthday picture for facebook
>buy smallest cake at grocery store
>set timer on camera
>run to pick up angry cat
>force a smile
>*flash*
>die inside