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>67+ million people
>1,000+ years existing in some form as a country
>still manages to have the shittiest food in the world
Is this the power of rampant inbreeding?

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>be britcu/ck/
>national dishes are chinese tea, indian curry, jewish fish n chips, american baked beans on toast, blood sausage and pork faggots
KWAB

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They make the best cheeses. Search your heart. You know it to be true.

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Next question

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>No idea what to do after graduating
>Apply for a work visa to work in the UK
>Get a kitchen job at a pub through some company that helps wannabe expats
>Owner's son tells me to come in at 11 PM so he can show me kitchen
>Get there and owner's son looks like he had some sort of chromosomal deficiency or maybe comes from a family that didn't fully evolve from apes
>He starts by showing me the TV
>"This is the telly this is, you can watch whatever you like on it, we even have a DVD player, do you like Family Guy?"
>Tell him I don't really like Family Guy
>Gets out a DVD and makes me watch an entire episode of Family Guy
>Talks during the whole episode asking bizarre questions and making weird comments
>"Do you have a telly at home mate?" "That Lois is a pretty fine gal ain't she? Would you do her mate?"
>Finally takes me back to the kitchen after the episode ends
>"This is called a fridge, keeps things proper cold it does, did you have a fridge back home?"
>seems genuinely surprised I had a fridge at home
>Takes some frozen French fries out of the freezer "these is chips mate, made from the finest potatoes in all the land they is"
>There's a fucking picture of the queen in the kitchen and he gives me a fucking lecture about the queen "that's the queen she is, ruler of all the land she is"

Two months later it turned out the owner's son had stolen a shitload of money and lost it all betting on soccer, the pub closed, and I went back to the US. Are all pubs like this?

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