/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>friends think I cook from scratch/raw materials because I like to cook and prefer the freshest ingredients
>actually only do it because I'm deathly afraid of getting botulism from canned food

>>16397611
the south has always been delusional

>>16343273
holy shit dude, start cooking meals at home you enjoy and go get a job at arestaurant so you can get free food.

>>16298443
have you ever sucked dick for smarties?

>>16039088
do you want botulism?

>drinking after 30

>>16020065
>2021
>not hating yourself and the rest of humanity

>>15969553
1/5 and 2/5 based on what measurement??? what the fuck

>>15907226
>go to furr's
>"smoking or non-smoking?"
>"non-smoking please."
>only thing separating them is a 3ft plastic partition
>whole restaurant smells like smoke anyway
just fucking go outside far away to smoke you dirty addict

>>15889219
you probably ate way too much and your stomach is all bloated and pushing on all of your organs and heart you fatty

>>15888099
>>15888104
that's stupid

>>15888057
you eat bugs all the time in red dye 40 and all sorts of additives you fucking retard. go back to your containment board.

>>15822885
>drinking literal poison and yeast feces
>afraid of mold
anon....

>>15750961
i fucking ordered this shit the other day because i wanted to try something different and it was uhhh..... something else. like blue cheese stuffed in a pussy with some wine or some shit

>>15747834
>being this new

>>14848629
don't you just throw apples in vinegar? people were doing this shit 400 years ago and they couldn't even read and had sex with their cousins. you can surely conquer this task.

>>14844123
medanon here. it actually does look similar to a kidney filled with tons of stones.

>>14840500
"Sir that would be serving one person 4 shots of alcohol at the same time which is illegal. I'd be happy to start you with a double and charge you accordingly for the extra alcohol."

>>14797360
>"Smoking or non-smoking?"
>the only thing separating them is some flimsy 3ft piece of plastic and the whole restaurant smells like smoke anyway.

>>14789333
>be me
>23yo just out of college
>moved to a big city where i know no body
>get job as food runner/expo at italian place
>work with dude who is all charismatic, 29yo ex-navy who everyone likes, major chad dude
>go out drinking with everyone
>making friends n stuff
>one night we get some coke and go back to his place to do it and jam out
>open the door and literally every surface in the apartment is covered in beer cans
>the floor has a tiny path carved through them to the fridge, the bed, and the bathroom
>"oh hey, yeah it's kinda messy anon."
>he clears cans off some chairs and we sit down
>he immediately starts sobbing about how he has a kid he's never seen and a wife who hates him and how he used to be in a shitty emo punk band or some shit
>plays me his shitty music while crying about how they could have been great
>tell him i have work tomorrow and i'm tired and have to go home
>quit my job and never see him again
don't be alcoholics

>>14745242
don't use wooden anything that's fucking gross. get some plastic cutting boards or ceramic or glass, jesus.

Does anyone else critique what their friends/family cook but secretly eat out for every meal?

>>14701007
fit only eats cottage cheese and chicken breast and broccoli and protein powder and creatine and steroids and cock. cu/ck/s love fast food and fatty shit and pizza and saucy nuggies.

can we stop talking about eating ants, please and thank you