/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15463108
Took me forever to try them because my local place does not, was wandering around world market while my wife shopped and saw them, also saw some secret aardvark sauce so I grabbed some of that too. I wasn't as impressed. And it was fuckin expensive.

It's just spicy ketchup.

Post epic hot sauces

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

I asked in another thread, but what's a good next sauce to try if I want more heat the Secret Aardvark but still want a good tasting, all-purpose sauce?
>inb4 hot sauce elitists shit on me for liking secret aardvark

I'm a hot sauce scrub who finally tried out some Secret Aardvark, the standard habanero as well as the drunken jerk. both are tasty in their own right, but I'm already kind of curious about hotter sauces.

what's a next logical bump up in heat from this? I don't what something that's going to melt my face off just yet, and of course it has to be tasty sauce, but I need some more heat!

ITT /ck/ memes you fell for but you're glad you did

What's the secret?

>Buy this
>It's good

So what exactly is the meme here? I don't get it.

They're not gona tax this are they??? :/

>Buy this
>It's really tasty

So what's the meme here?

You bastards lied to me you said this sauce was good

Alright I finally gave in after you guys memed me hard enough and bought a bottle.
Gotta say, its actually better than I expected. Not amazing but a decent sauce.
The weird thing is when you open up the top and smell it it smells like tomato sauce but doesnt taste like that at all. Reminds me of a more acidic traditional mexican salsa with a comfortable amount of heat.

>>10647967

For me it's 'Vark sauce. Goes perfect with some great (non-meat) nuggets I bought at Trader Joe's. Fantastic meal for those nights when the wife let's me watch my superhero flicks.

Do you kids like memes?

>Buy this
>It's actually good

So what exactly is the meme here?

>Buy it
>It's good

So what's the meme here?