/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17749362

>Go to chick-fil-a
>slip the drivethru girl my number
>she doesn't call

>Be 6
>Want popcorn
>Too retarded to understand the microwave (really can't understand why I couldn't figure it out)
>Think well the toaster oven will do better
>Put microwave popcorn in toaster oven
>Watch as it sets fire
>Freak out
>Dad is asleep in living room
>Don't want to wake him and make him mad
>Call fire dept.
>Fire dept gets there, they take our toaster oven and put it out in our doorway
>Skinny mexican standing next to me and my dad telling me I did the right thing

I also made a lot of "soups" for my dad while he slept when I was 6, they normally consisted of water, hot sauce, and a mix of spices that I had no idea what they were, and frozen vegetables. My dad would eat it.