/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17639131
burger

/ck/ is more of a lifestyle board, rather than a place to come to find "inspiration". If you're nice, and have a legitimate cooking question, you will find really helpful advice from drunken professionals - but most people don't understand how to do that.

>>17118348
This is depression food.

Everybody knows that /fit/ is canonically fatter than /ck/. You are a bunch of maladjusted children looking for inspiration to become a chad or whatever and someday having sex. Most people here are well adjusted adults with families.

>>16579743
Being an alcoholic full time line cook/chef.
>>16579874
lol. Not this.

No. I try to keep my orders under $5.

>>16466472
They took everything from us.

>>16440911
Switch to Taco Bell. It's the healthiest fast food.

>vodka
>whiskey
Pourquoi pas les deux?

>>16200978
>How can anybody think this is good idea?
It was invented by government economists as a way to promote dairy sales and use up the USA's excess supply of butter, which would otherwise be stored in underground nuclear cellars in preparation for war with the USSR. After the Cold War ended, like with government cheese, the USA had to come up with some way to make people eat up all the excess production of America's dairy farmers lest the entire industry go to the hell of deflationary low prices and mass farm closures. Thus, butterburgers, parmesan cheese, and Taco Bell were invented.

>>16194616
My bathroom was a disaster area the next day.

>>16192747
To post on /ck/ so as to dunk on zoomers who think they know how to cook because they watch e-celebs.

>>15854177
This is a very easy question to google, and google will tell you that the answer is boxed wine, or maybe malt liquor. What they don't take into account is that nobody asking that question is going to be able to choke down enough low abv garbage fast enough to even get a buzz. The real answer is vodka. Every alcoholic eventually turns to vodka. Vodka is life. Vodka is love.

>>15837720
I'd bother to type out an actual answer to your "question" if you didn't use dumb frog images and constantly refer to /fit/ as some kind of bastion of quality posting - we fucking hate those smelly downies. Long story short, this board used to be small and comfy, but we were both sort of insulated by being boring and not really having memes, while also having zero gatekeeping. At the same time, we are also like /tv/ in that everyone eats, just like everyone watches tv, so we were used to crossposters posting the same garbage, and usually just ignored it. Then gamergate happened, then the fappening happened, then 2016 happened... The fact that you got here after 2016 completely invalidates your opinion. This place may be a shell of what it used to be (/ck/ was never good), but holy shit you're such a fucking newfag it's painful to scroll through this garbage you probably spent 45 minutes typing out.
Also this >>15837769
I have never bitched about moderation before just a few years ago, and exclusively on /ck/. Hiroshimoot literally sold this place out to clickbait e-celebs and the mods literally delete OC cooking threads while babysitting daily YT advertising threads.

>>15773763

>>15732850
Everything in this picture

Taco Bell is still the king (and the 5 layer burrito is still their best item), even in spite of the recent menucaust. I'll start eating KFC again when I have a chance to win that $5000 gaming bucket with the chicken warmer.

>>15503600
Taco Bell is unironically the healthiest fast food.

what is burger w/ a side of taco bell Man eating tonight? i'd like to know

>>15020233
Quite a bit, actually