/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9626377
>Olive Garden
lets try that again.

I used to work at golden corral, there were times where customers would stay forb4 hours, but the worst people were the ones that came at 9:50 ten minutes before we closed and hold up the entire shut down procces, we werent allowed to put any of the food away until they left

I used to work at golden corral, we were never allowed to kick customers out no matter how long they stayed, I'm talking 4 hours , the worst was this family that stayed 30 minuites after we closed we couldn't even start taking things down until they left

>go to Golden Corral
>have a few drinks in the parking lot
>go for the wings and rib
>get numerous plates, eat them
>know ill be hungry later
>bring zip lock bags with me
>start filling them up, manager comes over "says its not allowed"
>get into heated argument
>cops called they say I cant take the food
>tell me to pay and leave

What's good at Golden Corral ?

What is /ck/'s opinion on Golden Corral? I had lunch there today (it was the first time I have ever eaten there before) and I liked the options but thought a lot of their food, especially their chicken, was meh-tier at best.

>go to Golden Corral
>have a few drinks in the parking lot
>go for the wings and rib
>get numerous plates, eat them
>know ill be hungry later
>bring zip lock bags with me
>start filling them up, manager comes over "says its not allowed"
>get into heated argument
>cops called they say I cant take the food
>tell me to pay and leave

I paid so why couldnt I take it

Why all the Golden Corral hate? Golden Corral is honestly better than a fucking movie.

I have a friend named Bruce. Bruce looks to be some kind of honest-to-God pirate at first
glance, and I mean Captain Jack Sparrow's crew pirate, and the ornery, mean old fucking pirate
you'd never, ever want to mess with because he'd bite your God-damned nose off and eat it. He's
also wildly into K-pop, choreographs his own dance routines to it, and in the last year or two
has started just basically eating like a Korean, which apparently means shitloads of vegetables
and cabbage. Anyway, Bruce goes to Golden Corral like 2x a week, which I thought was kind of strange
due to his new health kick, so finally I asked him about it.

"Dude," he said. "Golden Corral has a shitload of vegetables, and their cabbage is great. But
you're missing the point. You don't go to Golden Corral just for the food. It's fucking dinner theater."

And you know what? He's right. For $12 you can sit and watch some of the most hilarious, downright
hellishly gluttonous behavior you will see outside the Plane of Fat in the Demonic Abyss. I went with
him one time and laughed so hard at some of the shit on display that now I go with him about once a
month, get a big plate of steak and another big plate of salad, stake out a spot where you can see
most of the buffets (and oh for fucking sure the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL) and just observe the kind of
unbelievably self-indulgent (and self-destructive) shit that would make a European or Southeast Asian's
person head explode off their shoulders in horror and make someone with a "sick sad world" sense of
humor laugh their ass off.

Someone, say, like me.

Anyone got any good buffet or Golden Corral stories?

Hell any restaurant stories?

>>7195736
Going to Golden Corral tonight. Haven't been in over a year, but i always find something I like. Looking forward to the cabbage

ITT: Things flyovers love

Tell me your buffet experiences!

>>6627891
>ITT: tell tale signs that you've stepped into a shit restaurant with shit food for plebs

the sign out front looks like pic related