/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12650669
Shocking truth!

>>6282762
I've only been properly drunk once, but the one time I was, well I'll put it into a greentext.

>be me, 18, between HS and college
>know some guys at the community college, they hear that I turned 18 recently
>parents are out of town, invite a couple of them over
>2 "Can I have a friend come over"s later we've got a dozen guys with fucking bongs and hookahs, and enough booze to plaster a team of Spetsnaz to the wall
>halfway through a litre of shitty vodka someone says something about potato guns.
>"Uh- yeah I have one in my closet, I built it a few weeks back."
>"Anything else?"
>"Shotgun and a Mosin."
>someone comes running out with the tuberwerfer
>it's a monstrosity, 6' long with a 4" bore and a 6" firing chamber
>>here's where things get hazy
>apparently I took a mostly-empty beer bottle, filled it with vegetable oil, wrapped it in steel wool
>fueled the spud howitzer
>rammed it down the barrel with a helping dose of what I hope in hindsight was oil
>aimed it blindly north, yelled "ALLAHU SNACKBAR" and fired it
>pass out
>wake up
>we're at friend's friend's aunt's house
>go outside
>we're now in San Francisco
>I slowly process where we are
>go inside, ask whoever's house this was if they knew what happened last night
>mfw I find out that I may have made a terrible mistake

TL;DR ended up nearly committing long-range arson, woke up on the other end of the state.

Apparently it landed in the bowling alley's parking lot and torched a bike someone had left there.

>Only $500