/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Mayor appears on local TV station
>"I've listened to you concerns. This is a town in crisis"
>smash cut cop is knocking at anon's door
>"I for one will not stand by and watch this kind of abuse continue"
>anon opens door, rotund man covered in chip bits and cheeto dust appears
>smash cut to depleted snack aisle, cops putting up red tape with mayor voice over
>"and while it is in my power I'll take every step needed to make this town safe again"
>back to cop and fat man at door
>cop-"are you 'Anon'?" Anon-"yea"
>cop hands document to anon
>Mayor-"and that's why I've taken this time to let you know that I've issued a restraining order against 'Anon' effectively banning him from all snacks in our city limits"