/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11419447
>Guys, I really am!

6'4"", 220lb. My grandmother told me I psyched myself into being as big as John Wayne because I fell in love with him when she took me to see, "The Alamo" when I was 5 yo. I believe it since she was a witch with strong powers of seeing.

>>11128730
Ummm, I hate to be the one to tell you, but 5'10" is a manlet in the US. Sounds like you need to do some growing, little buddy.

>>10604430
Anon, I have the same build as this dude in his prime except brunette hair, but still the chiseled facial features.

>>10411567
Strange too, because he's fairly large, sort of like mike tyson who talks like a girlish fag. It's a hilarious contradiction to see a big guy talk like a woman which I guess makes him attractive to 4chan tranny fappers.

I've brought them to company potlucks and I always had the subtle undercurrent of feeling they thought I was gay eventhough that's far from the truth and they disappeared quicker than any other dish on the table.

tl;dr deviled eggs have weird connotations if you're a man.

>>10157665
Jesus faggot, stick with john wayne for your fantasies, he's more masculine.

This is a yummy thread OP, thanks!

Stop being a faggot and just drink real milk. I drink 1 qt/day and am 6'4", 220lbs and look like John Wayne in his prime except my face looks like that one stocky meme chef with glasses and a crew cut, forgot his name.

>>9881757
>steak

The rough and tumble pioneers of the US who literally invented steak did not use that high falutin', pretentious foreign ketchup. They grilled their steak rare, over a bonfire, by starlight while fending off wolves and panthers from their herds of longhorns. As the US male became jewed and pussified, ketchup and well done steak became popular. If rare, no ketchup was good enough for the stalwart pioneers, it's by god good enough for me!

>>9741817
Yeah and I eat tofu and fermented soybean bean paste 3 times a week, drink 1 qt of milk daily, and look like John Wayne. So? It's taken you this long to realize the /pol/tard, /fit/tard imbeciles are just that?

It was originally marketed to women, much like "virginia slims" cigarettes and no self respecting man would touch either one. This was back in the day when men were men and women were women and marketers were able to capitalize on that without being charged with gender insensitivity. I don't go out much nowadays because I prefer the woods, but I assume you can observe millennial and gen z "men" guzzling it.

I don't know anything about scarves but I damn sure wish I could find an apron that covers my 6'4", 220lb frame. The only aprons I ever see even labeled XL won't fit for shit. I may need to take up sewing and produce a line of manly men aprons to sell on ebay.

>>9614553
I can't speak for everyone like you seem to think you can, but I've liked the taste of beer since I was 15 and not trying to fit in because there were plenty of pussfags who couldn't drink it w/o making a 2 yo face when they tasted a green pepper, so fuck off.

The rough and tumble men who carved a country out of a wilderness enjoyed beer from over 4800 microbreweries and if it was good enough for them, it's good enough for me.

>>9410060
Yes. Masculine men, the kind of men with the character and strength to forge paths through, and wrest a living out of, the sheer wilderness of the american frontier in competition and war with similar native american men. I'm talking about the handful of us left who have avoided the feminization of the american male, not from the false boogeymen of estrogen vegetables and water, but from the cultural indoctrination insidiously at work to emasculate the male.

So I misspoke by referring to "meat eaters" in general since most are already lost and are pussified numales who sold their masculinity for a fuck. You'll have to forgive me though, because my associates are all masculine men and the women (asians) who appreciate us.

>>9273378
>skillet

No, a regular sauce pan. I'll be damned if I'm going to waste my money on a dainty, cutesy, pink flower painted kettle with a tooty-fruity whistle to remind me when the water is boiling. A bit too girlish for my flavor, thanks anyway.

>>9098004
Drink @ 1 quart of milk/day and have done so most of my life. Have had only 1 cavity, 0 broken bones and 6'4", 215lbs. and I'm old enough to be a father to a fair percentage of this board. Manbabby? I think not.

Let's get this thread back on the original track.

>mfw americucks think chemical flour sponge in cellophane is bread.

>>8923976
Sure about that little gal? You can wipe my floor for me, but that'll be it.

>>8870052
Not if you're a real man, pilgrim.

>>8861336
I have an asian wife so when we eat her soups it usually has it. She fries it in chili oil and it's a great side dish. Sometimes she'll just slice into squares and toss with the kind of spices used in kimchi and that's really good. We've made our own before but it usually comes out pretty firm which is best fried.

All and all, I probably eat it 4 or 5 times a week, and as far as worrying about my dick falling off or becoming a poofter because of muh vast sinister soros financed conspiracy to make males have periods, I somewhat resemble the build and style of pic.

>>8836588
Steady on there, Pilgrim. Here in the wild, wild, west we drink nothing but rotgut whiskey straight from the bottle while gunning down Liberty Valance by shooting him in the back, while Strother Martin giggles like a maniacal dwarf.

>we was men 'n shit

>>8760410
Milk is the god's gift to man. I'm a John Wayne looking mf and I drink milk 3 times a day. Gains are good manlets.

>>8658045
Not me, and I'm as manly man as you could possibly manly be.