/ck/ - Food & Cooking

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND I *burp* EVIL RICK STOLE YOUR SHOW MOTHERFUCKER! EVIL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

*burp* GET IT? GET IT? L-*burp*-LIKE AKU? AKU? REMEMBER? THE GUY WHOSE VOICE ACTOR'S DEAD FROM THE SHOW I PREEMPTED? THIS IS LIKE THAT, M-M-*burp*-MIXED WITH THE GUY WHO ASKS WHAT YOU'RE *burp* EATING AND DRINKING THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT THIS WEEK ALONG WITH LOTS OF SAMSUNG COMMERCIAS, L-LOTS OF THEM, YOU'LL DIE OF SYPHILIS BEFORE THEY STOP

HEY *burp* YOU KNOW HIS CATCHPHRASE LIKE, L-LIKE WHAT HE CALLS THE *burp* MINORITY-VOICED SAMURAI ALL THE TIME? OKAY TAKE A LOOK, T-TAKE A LISTEN, LISTEN TO THIS, HODGEPODGE... THING: APRIL FOOLISH SAMURAI MOTHERFUCKER! EVIL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

ALRIGHT T-TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE *burp* EATING WHAT YOU'RE DRINKING, GIVE IT ALL TO ME, I OWN THIS SHIT NOW SAMURAI, I OWN YOUR FOOD YOUR DRINKS YOUR HOUSE YOUR *burp* WIFE, EVIL RICK! IT'S LIKE A MONOPOLY *burp* IT'S GOING FULL ABRADOLF LINKLER AND SHIT EXCEPT IT'S ME, EVIL RICK! NOW WITH MORE EVIL! MORE RICK! E X T R A R I C C

WHO'S READY FOR DRAGON BALLZ? *burp* THE OLD AS SHIT ONE, NOT THE NEW ONE, NEW ONE IS NEXT WEEK UNLESS I *burrrrrrrrrp* FUCK IT OVER AGAIN, JACK TOO, EVIL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!