/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14300107
>>14300101
Alright ENOUGH with the antisemitism.

>>14300083
At least 95% meat based dishes. It's mainly red meat and chicken and *rolls eyes*... bacon.

>>14177709
I'd put something very special indeed on that pasta. Last week during the night amidst the riots I dug up the corpse of a little girl that died a few weeks prior, she was in a pretty bad state. I was hoping to carry her home in my arms but she was very slushy so I just peeled a few strips of skin off her and left with my meal in a bag.

That's what I would put on that pasta. I am literally possessed by black magic.

>>14131603
When I'm preparing for an evening of hot oral sex eith6my girlfriend I usually eat a steak or something filling and my girlfriend will have the usual baby food. She's 6 months old. Incidentally I am heavily addicted to marijuana.

>>14058454
Take the rabbit in your hands and massage oil into it for a few minutes. Whatever herbs you like applied to the outside. I use marijuana. Then i fuck the rabbit.

>>14046039
That looks like my brother's uncut cock. Fuck.

I want to taste his cum.

>>14012581
I found a usb stick loaded with gay child abuse videos in a McDonalds sundae once. Unbelievably hideous.

Apart from that it was delicious. At least the manager apologized.

>>13984371
I am paid 56 dollars an hour to swallow shit in front of old men in suits who smoke meth. Literal feces, a plate they all shit in before the performance. Occasionally being slapped and peed on to.

>>13978887

>>11711144
>add tons of beacon
>add tons of cheddar
you are gonna die anyway , may as well die a king.