/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18929601
>dipping pizza in ranch is much less shameful than writing a paragraph on 4chan. faggot

>>16818369
Actual burgers are German. The mass processed shit sold at McDick's is American. Sliders are American too.

>>16378225
Americans quite literally have no reading comprehension. Why are they so retarded?

>>15416092
Mutts law

>Every culture on Earth has decadent dishes that could be considered unhealthy, yet every faggot from around the globe wants to criticize American dishes for excess while acting superior by posting pictures of what they have convinced themselves is the "better" healthy version which is just lazy and hypocritical.

>America is great because you can eat like a motherfucking king every day and make yourself fat if you want to without an authoritarian government or simple economic weakness getting in the way of that choice.

>>15182743
pretty cool thing to see!

>>15120465
>measuring things with "cups"

>>14418847
>You say as you post on an American site
Japanese owned
>the American internet
Invented by the British
>watching an American movie
Owned and funded by China
>watching news
State funded propaganda that braindead muttsharts believe unequivocally
>about the situation in America
Everyone enjoys a bit of comedy
>after jerking off while crying angrily at how you weren’t born American lol.
Most the civilized world are thankful that they weren't born in your banana republic shithole. The American people and culture are as fake as its cheese and vomit chocolate.

>>14406462

>>14397923
Imagine being such a retarded lardshart that you think that's me. You fell right into my trap.

Imagine being a grape peeling Amerilard.

>>13987831
>don't go out! keep your trips to the store to an absolute minimum, if you go out more than once every 4 weeks you should be shot on sight!
>don't wear PPE! you should donate it, if you wear PPE you should be shot!
>don't limit your trips to the store! if you buy a month worth of stuff you should be killed with bullets!
>everyone should wear PPE! if I see a person without PPE I'm going to shoot them with my gun!
At what point do you just admit your life revolves around looking for an excuse to shoot someone like in "death wish"?

>>13955003
Can you imagine being so accustomed to getting defrauded, that not only do you think it's a "common style name", you actually pay extra for it and feel superior to people who buy non-counterfeit goods?

Am*ricans can!

>>13921709
>everyone should start eating bushmeat
what could possibly go wrong?

>>13908320
America
On a scale of 1 - America

>>13900637
>stuff I'm too sociopathic to cope with is gommunism

>work in the only shop that sells fish in a 500 mile radius because flyoverlandia
>exactly 2 customers
>extrapolate this to the entire world outside flyoverlandia
Have they gotten over the newfangled "limes" yet or are people still getting outraged and butthurt over fruit that isn't Sunny-D powder?

>What's wrong with this? It's slices of cheese

>>13808850
>dump a bag of HFCS and 3 bottles of hot sauce into a barrel of beer
>american tech!

>>13769860
>frozen chips
>pathetic looking sandwich
Yanks can't cook worth a shite

>>13765154
>stop posting

>>13758570
Because you live in a food desert. A D.O.P. pizza napoletana costs about $12 around here
>>13758593
>real food is an obama communist hoax
t. flyover

>>13719108
I don't put "toppings" on my omelette because I am not a flyover in a food desert therefore the eggs I eat are actually good
>>13719666
Satan hath spoken

>>13713718
>someone on tv said clip instead of magazine
>therefore toddlers should all have uzis

am*rican ''''''logic''''''