/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"This recipe calls for two cloves of garlic. I'd better use ten cloves of garlic instead."

>Recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic
>Use 4 cloves instead

>why yes, I do eat two jimmy deans™ breakfast bowls every day, how did you know?

>>16207635
For me, it's just a regular taco.

>Salad? No thanks, veggies are yucky

>Why yes, it is pizza bro, how could you tell?

>>14679205
Fruit punch please.

>>14477184
same. i drink from a gallon of water and i usually guzzle down probably 12-16 ounces once or twice an hour. having it room makes it easier to go down.

>why yes, i do go to the bathroom every 30 minutes, how could you tell?
>why yes, i do piss for a solid 2-2.5 minutes when i wake up, how could you tell?

>Why yes, I do take 80% dark chocolate in deliberate moderation specifically for it's health benefits, how could you tell?

>Why, yes. I do order my hamburgers plain, meaning without any garnish and cheese or bacon at a surcharge. I like to taste a good burger without a heaping mess of goo disguising poor-quality beef or a stale bun. I might add a little ketchup on my own, just for old time's sake. Was it obvious from the look on my face?

>>13269016
>>13269027
high test = meat, chili, smoked, gamey, tough,
low test = milky, sweet, fluffy, vegan, soft,

from this we can deduce that the highest test meal would be elk meat with a chili dry rub, smoked and served with hard tack

the ultimate twink low test food of choice would be a soy latte frappuccino with a sugar glazed donut, vegan

My word is law.

Why yes, I am a massive faggot, please rape my face. How could you tell?

>>12729320

>>12694071
No one gives a fuck about you. No one will notice. You arent anywhere near as interesting as you think you are. We have evolved to constantly think we are because that makes us behave, but theres strong evidence that people just wont notice you unless you go above and beyond to seek attention.

You're right, I don't eat vegetables. What gave it away?

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11293112/Men-who-like-spicier-food-are-alpha-males-with-higher-levels-of-testosterone-French-report-claims.html
https://www.sciencealert.com/men-who-like-spicy-food-have-higher-testosterone-levels
https://time.com/3633813/spicy-food-testosterone/

One London Fog, please

Salade tomates oignon sauce algérienne chef.

Hello, would you like to go to a restaurant with me tonight ?

That's this easy OP.

>>12585347

>why, yes I use whiskey on my salads, how could you tell ?

Before you take my order, bear in mind that I have no intentions of leaving a tip. I personally feel the tipping system and culture is extremely unfair to all parties involved. Because I believe in honesty and integrity, I am making you aware of this before you act under false pretenses.
With that out of the way, I'll have the lobster mac & cheese.

>hello waiter, I'd like the ribeye, well done, cut into bite size pieces, and with some ketchup on the side thank you

Of course I type "100" on the microwave. Who cares if typing "60" is faster? What kind of person would even think about trivial things like that? Why do you ask?

>>12448810
>Why yes, you will go quite nicely with some port sauce and a few vegetables. I'm thinking green beans, although that's technically a fruit. Do you have any suggestions?