/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fact: anyone who has a "favorite wine" is a total pleb. It's a sure sign of either autism or ignorance, likely both. Really same goes for alcoholic beverages in general, and also food, but you asked about the wine, and that's my answer.

Do you watch the same episode of some TV show over and over and descend into uncontrollable shrieking if you are unable to do so? Yeah, you would, wouldn't you.

>>10283595
Fish breath? As opposed to chicken tenders breath?

>>10091320
Oh god, is that the cute butter girl from the Townsend video? That mall-tier quartz shitter ruins everything. If she was in my basement she wouldn't wear stuff like that.

>what kind of coffee do you like?
>"black"
Get a load of this absolute pleb, I bet you specify the wine you drink by the approximate color too

Keep thinking you're some kind of connoisseur for edgelording it up with coffee you think is supposed to taste bitter and noxious

>>10078438
Anyone who says "beetroot" deserves to be gang raped by a pack of AIDS patients

Same goes for people who call zucchini "cougarette" and don't know the correct word for cilantro

>>10020814
>celebrity chefs now attract "likes" by acting like edgelords on insta-gramme
this is like some andy milonakis tier "humor"

downvoted

>>10017679
imagine what that room must smell like

>>9987514
>and I told a girl to spray the pan with cooking spray,
>I had to show her how to hold the cooking spray
>home ec
>teaching the kids to use the cooking spray
Take a few steps back and consider that maybe the problem is you, hmm?

>>9980000
What a waste of a get

>>9726006
>muh real job
How does it feel that the only thing people want to pay you for is your body? And not in the "you have a hot body I want to look at you/have sex with you/use you for decoration" sense, but "you're so dumb and ugly that I'll only pay you to pick up boxes and set them over there"

>>9696074
>he can't conceive of the fact that restaurants exist that use decent ingredients
How horrifying

I don't know why the lower classes don't just gas themselves en masse, like a population of lemmings rushing over a cliff to bash themselves to death on the rocks below

Population control becomes necessary when sustaining a large number of people at a decent standard of living is impossible