/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7202486
>loved yoohoos growing up
>turn 18, decide to take a greyhound up to New York because fuck i'm an adult
>i'm not really an adult
>bring nothing but some granola bars and a 12-pack of yoohoos for sustenance
>eighteen hours later, not a wink of sleep and nothing in my digestive tract but the brown juice
>first thing I do in New York is give its streets a coat of eldritch chocolate vomit

Over a decade later, and I still cannot even take a sip of a yoohoo