/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17583290
>how do you judge people based on how they eat?
Yes, and the notion that they want me to foot their hospital bills is beyond bullshit. If you over eat or eat poor foods, you should be denied medical service entirely. No, I will not explain any further.

>>17430467
>genetics

>>16078044
>>16078070

>>15590708
It's not fast food, it's genetics

>>14270132
>Sucks being crap genetics.

How do you get this fat?
I was fat when I was a teenager but I worked it off because I wanted to fuck girls.
How do you get and stay this fat and never ever do anything about it?
How do you talk to women and look at yourself in the mirror? How do you go to social functions and get on airplanes/trains/buses?
What the fuck happened? What keeps you from killing yourself? Are you too fat to pull the trigger? Did you break your ceiling boards when you tried to hang yourself? Did your stomach absorb the car when you tried to jump out in traffic? Did you bounce when you jumped off a building? Did you try to drink poison and your body naturally converted it into sugar because you're so damn fat?

Why?

>>10011367
Go back to your moms tit

>making roast chicken in the oven
>set gravy aside to set.
>some reason moved the gravy back to stove
>put it on the burner that vents the oven heat
>solid burned gravy in brand new pot :(

Be drunk
>making pulled pork for guests
>this needs some salt
>add salt, stir
>friend grabs a taste of it and says could you some salt
>not realizing salt hasn't taken hold yet tell her go ahead add more
>she adds more salt
>food should be done
>holey fucking salt what a fucking waste
>order pizza

>get some commandants (dressings, hot chocolate, ketchup, mustard, ext) from sketchy guy selling to restaurants,
>our restaurant don't buy from street venders boosters,
>I thought dude was booster with the prices.
>He says no from the USA imported that's why its so cheap.
>I check expiry dates and for damage extra
>get home start sauce
>use sauce I just bought
>while that's cooking make a green salad for myself
>open dressing to put on salad
>take bite, yeck WTF?
>check expiry date 04/12/2014 should still be good wtf?
>USA puts month/day/year
>Canada puts day/month/year
>shit expired 7 month ago