/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be visiting friend
>"""""""recovering""""""" alcoholic, his wife supposedly doesn't know he still drinks
>I unpack my stuff in guest room
>open closet to stash my luggage at his instruction
>floor of closet lined with about 15 40s of Steel Reserve
>what the fuck
>try to stash under bed instead
>underneath bed is filled with 40ozs
>are you fucking kidding me
>friend says he hides 40s all over the house
>ask him what the fuck he means by "hide" when I've found two stashes within ten minutes of being there
>friend shrugs
>start searching for more out of boredom over the course of the week
>40 in the kitchen cupboard
>40 in the guest room dresser
>40 inside the living room sofa
>40 clothes hamper
>40 in laundry room cupboard
>see suspiciously placed and new-looking garden hose coiled up on closed in back porch
>capped at both ends
>remove cap
>it's filled with malt liquor
>mfw

Flip food is probably one of the worst cuisines in the world

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