/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15850562
>consumerism then good!
>consumerism now bad!

>>13901982
>why the cum hand scene is good
In the West we have a sort of preconceived hand-signal that denotes masturbation -- a single hand moving up and down an imaginary cylinder. But when I went to go visit friends & a colleague in Japan two years ago, we went out to a bar and got roaring drunk on banana beer (no, really), and after a few dick jokes, my Japanese friend (from the Kansai region, specifically) made a reference to masturbation that involved grabbing a bottle with her right hand and then "covering" in a hovering motion the top of the bottle with her left hand, and then proceeding to move it up and down vigorously.

Now I may be misremembering, but we had several of these bottles on the table that we were sitting at, empty, and I'm quite sure she had herself an empty one while she was doing this motion, so it would seem to me that this "hover-hand" might be something unique to the Japanese in the broader masturbation process. Y'know, societal politeness, et cetera. Otherwise why "cover" a bottle that's empty?

So-- then I hopped on pornhub and paid particular attention to the male actors (no homo?) in three randomly chosen videos from the front page of the "Asian section" -- and whaddya know, one dude has both hands down while he's playing with his dong. No hover-hand specifically, but perhaps - perhaps, hand number two was down there out of reflex. Shinji could've done that hover-hand too, and wham -- spunkus handerruptus. Food for thought.

>>12846869
>he's never had a pizza eating contest with his friends

>>11533262
It's the Dark Brotherhood ya goofus

>cheese as a starter