/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I truly miss these threads, kept me grounded.

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I like mac n cheese cuz it gives me the best farts. They're nice and wet, they have that frogginess to them, but they never border on a shart. It's like a bubble bursting in my asshole everytime. If I mix it with broccoli I get these nice long wet farts that sound like someone making fart noises into their wind instrument at bandcamp when they're trying to learn how to play it. And the smell, dear lord the smell. Sweet and sensuous yet with a sour note that just kind of dangles there at the end, never overstaying its welcome and becoming rancid. Some nights after eating a massive bowl of mac n cheese and broccoli I pass out and awake in the morning to a symphony of this wonderous farts flying from my asshole tand the aroma of the pungent mist their collective auura has dabbed upon my bedroom

where my al/ck/ bros at

a/ck/ thread how ya'll doin
been awhile wonder why

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>>10374677
im Canadian, from Ontario. only booze for sale is government regulated so holidays i cant buy shit. good to go today tho

>>10305756
everclear + frozen juice concentrate + water

Getting things done and sobering up edition

>>8939418

>best aisle
alcohol aisle. refrigerated so you can wear your hoodie during the summer, plenty of pretty wine labels to look at, wondering who the fuck buys the not-refrigerated beer on the shelves.
>2nd best aisle
ethnic aisle. wondering what kewpie mayonnaise tastes like, pretending you understand foreign language on labels if someone walks by you

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seizure edition