/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ITT: Dumb shit people say about food.

>boneless wings are just chicken nuggets

No, they aren't. Chicken nuggets are made from "pink slime," which is essentially pulverized chicken. Boneless wings are almost always chicken breast chunks.

>eggs are bad for you

This one won't fucking die. Even doctors will sometimes quote it despite the fact that it's complete and utter bullshit. Eggs are very good for you. One of the best food items you can eat.

>potatoes aren't really vegetables and they're empty calories

Complete and utter bullshit. They have plenty of vitamins and fiber. They're not the most vitamin rich vegetable, but they still contain plenty.

>ketchup covers the taste of food

Only if you fucking drown the food in it. Stop putting so much of it on whatever you're eating and ketchup is just fine.

>pork has parasites and is just bad for you

This one is just muslims making shit up to try and pretend their food restriction is based on anything but superstition and obsolete food safety practices. The pork you buy at the grocery store is parasite free. It's also completely fine as meat goes. Not any better or worse than other meat.

>chicken is tasteless

Shitty chicken is tasteless. Good chicken has a clearly defined taste. PRO-TIP: Chickens which are slaughtered too young tend to have a very light taste. And since the mass produced shit you buy at fast-food comes from chickens which aren't even two months old, that's what you get. Buy meat which came from older chickens.

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>>13073973
>homemade snacks
NATURAL HARVEST

>>12856094
Dear OP
this is a cooking board
this far have seen a decent amount of suggestions to your request

dare I say,
no offense,
are you sure you can cook?

>>9649769
What about all the comics this guy is in?

>be making some sausage in the frying pan
>they smell fucking delicious
>they're done
>poke one with a fork to take it out of the frying pan
>boiling grease jets out
>all over face
>would have been in my eyes if not for glasses
>people at work all ask me what I did to my face for the next few days
>just mutter incoherently about cooking oil each time

>>9225655
don't put ice in hot oil, the moisture just makes the oil pop like crazy and could start a fire

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>>7734396
I remember those pics.

You inspired me to dig them out of the internet and dump them ITT (unless someone objects).

>>7605076
>what is 4chan?

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