/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17949704
>weetabix
MFW when I mentioned that I've noticed someones been stealing my weetabix at the office and the fat girl came over to me later and said "I know you think it was me but it wasnt"

I smiled and told her that I didn't, but secretly I knew it was her, the person beside me knew it was her, the whole office knew it was her.

The weetabix stopped being stolen after that.

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>>17869620
redpill for those with animal-derived brain neurodegeneration: Seitan dates back to ancient China, almost 1,500 years ago.

"Buddhist monks in the sixth century discovered the wheat meat after soaking their wheat dough in water, removing all the starch, leaving a high protein wheat gluten. Some ancient folklore suggests that the same Buddhist monks behind the discovery used seitan to encourage followers to adopt a meat-free diet, offering the ‘wheat meat’ as an alternative to killing and eating animals."

"Plant-based meat" is literally just taking regular stuff and putting it into the shape of a hotdog. That is what you are mad about, OP. Of course OP will be too smooth-brained to understand this.

>>17756988
One day, together, we shall walk hand-in-hand in God's golden onion acre ourselves

>>16844847
stop complaining wagie or i'll ask to speak to your manager and post a bad yelp review

How about that?

>>16812132
I just ordered mild next time because I don't have to pretend to enjoy something to look masculine.

>>16741811
best poster on this board

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>>16401694
Oh shit it's a Qoomer. Never mind, you're right that (((THEY))) tanked it. The proof will come out any day now, just trust the plan.

>>16133884
>t. skeleton with bad teeth, bad hair, and bad skin

Have fun looking like a ghoul

>>16045409
based

>>15877917
based

>>15616598

based and onionpilled

>>15552252
I skip step two.

>>15227053
hello, based department?

>>14660544
Based AF

Egg

just pop them bro

Re-education camps (Uyghur: قايتا تەربىيەلەش لاگېرلىرى, ULY: Qayta terbiyelesh lagérliri, USY: Қaйтa тәpбийәләш лaгepлиpи, [qɑjtɑ tærbijælæʃ lɑɡɛrliri]; Chinese: 再教育营; pinyin: zàijiàoyùyíng) is a title given to the internment camps[5][7][8][9] which have been operated by the People's Republic of China Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Regional government for the purpose of interning Uyghur Muslims since 2014.[1] They have significantly intensified since a hardline party secretary, Chen Quanguo, took charge of the region in August 2016. These camps are reportedly operated outside of the legal system; many Uyghurs have been interned without trial and no charges have been levied against them.[2][10][11] Local authorities are reportedly holding hundreds of thousands of Uyghurs and Muslims from other ethnic minorities in these camps, for the stated purpose of countering extremism and terrorism.

As of 2018, it is estimated that the Chinese authorities may have detained hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of Uyghurs, Kazakhs, Kyrgyz, Hui (Muslims) and other ethnic Turkic Muslims, Christians as well as some foreign citizens such as Kazakhstanis, who are kept in these secretive internment camps throughout the region.[17][18][19][20][21][22][23] In May 2018, Randall Schriver of the United States Department of Defense claimed that "at least a million but likely closer to three million citizens" were imprisoned in detention centers in a strong condemnation of the "concentration camps".[24][5][25] In August 2018, a United Nations human rights panel said that it had received many credible reports that 1 million ethnic Uighurs in China have been held in "re-education camps".

Imagine being poor

>>12484812
Hey bro, sorry about all of this. My best bro had the same thing 2 years ago for the same reason as you, bad crohn.

You may be happy to know that he does have an unrestricted diet, eats whatever he wants without no problem. Sometimes he avoid some foods that he may feel not be great for his leftover guts but most of the times he's okay with everything, pizza burgers meat sweets you name it.

He also is pretty swole and strong, so it's not a condition that kills your gains, which make sense since colon is mostly involved in water absorption. That's why your feces will be kinda watery.

You just have to learn very well how to attach and detach your pouch. IT WILL BR FRUSTRATING AT IT, DONT WORRY, YOU ARE GONNA LEARN. Once you got it, you're golden. Don't worry my bro. You're gonna make it!