/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19557423

>>14404631
>>14404634

The worst farts I've had in recent memory were from a combination of two things.
1. Enormous bowl of pasta with marinara sauce and a can of tuna mixed in.
2. Peanut butter/banana/high fat milk protein shake.
I was farting non-stop and they smelled like rancid tuna. It was so abominable I was farting myself awake that night.

Was sleeping over at my best friend's house in high school and his mother made lamb.
I was a picky eater back then and always dreaded dinners at his house, but this one really took the cake.
I've always liked lamb but she managed to somehow fuck it up above and beyond what I would have thought possible. It smelled and (I assume) tasted like dry, compacted dog shit with a clove/allspice aftertaste. Seriously, when we came upstairs after being called for dinner it literally smelled like their dog had shat in a pot and she'd boiled it with spices, the aroma was overpowering. I couldn't choke down a single bite, had to spit it out.
Thankfully on this one occasion we had been allowed to eat downstairs in the TV room so my friend's mum didn't have to see it. Friend finished my portion for me and I went out and bought food at 7/11 later that night.

>>10324963

>>10278123
>that kid who liked the scent of the black marker

okay checkers is fucking ambrosia-level food but those fries look like shit. fucking crusty genital infested with hyper-aids like seriously why does that look so unappetizing. I get those fries all the time but holy shit that store needs to be burned down.

>>8522215

>diet soda

>>7214459