/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Another 3000 calories before the day is even half over.

>eat a salad today to lose some weight
>Wait a little bit, obviously the effect isn't immediate
>2 hours later weigh myself
>Gained 2 pounds

What the fuck? How are you supposed to lose weight when you have all of these fucking retards blatantly lying to fatties? Eating healthy doesn't fucking do anything.

I fucking lied.. it was 5 days.. 5 days mcdonalds... how do i stop myself..

>>11970411
i'm only jewish on my dads side and occasionally wanting to try your own cum does not make you gay!

Food addiction is the worst, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies. I would unironically trade this for a heroin addiction

>>11908754
>tfw the best burger I'd ever gotten at any fast food place was "limited time only"

Fuck you, Jack, Bring back the fucking Bacon Insider

>Someone took the last slice of 'za

>tfw today I ate a bowl of rice and butter chicken for breakfast before having five hotdogs and iced coffee for lunch, and an energy drink with two mcdoubles and a mcchicken for dinner
I eat so much since I quit smoking. I want to stop being a fat faggot but I'm just hungry and bored all the time.

>accidentally fuck up my routine dollar menu order at mcdicks
>clerks know me so well he enters it correctly before I can even say I messed up
>realize I'm a fat bumlooking faggot with a reputation for ordering mcdoubles and chicken sandwiches at 5am

>>11669784
>>11669812
fattys detected

my parents keep supplying me with endless sweets and other high calorie food this Christmas
I must have gained 10 pounds by now this is absolutely fucking ridiculous
>inb4 you are disgusting and have no self control
yeah no shit you absolute fucking moron. Shut the fuck up already

Just when I was beginning to get comfortable with my body

How do I resist the urge to go to Taco Bell

>>11595864
I'm 26

>>11552028
>all veggies, fruit, grains, legumes, beans, nuts, seeds, spices, etc are processed

>>11551205
welp, looks like im going broke bros

>>11529906

>>11522774
>you need cholestoral in your diet reee

>>11522251
F... FUCK

>tfw the other halves are begging to be eaten

Calorie log for today so far:

Breakfast: 2300 Cal

I meant to only eat about 400. Guess no lunch or dinner for me.

>be me
>super autist with great taste
>super hungry with great appetite
>put on my trench coat and fedora
>have mom drive me to chic fil a
>tell her to wait in car, dont want people inside to know my mom drives me
>go in and order 5 boxes of tendies with an extra dippy sauce per box..
>realize i dont have my wallet
>tip my fedora and excuse myself
>walk to car and tell my mom they ran out and to just drive home
>have to make mom drive me to the further chic fil a

Who else here eats to keep the demons away? What is your go to? What did you eat today?

>go to depression meal
I usually go with giant bowls of ramen (using 2-3 packages of instant) composed of leftovers or grilled cheese sandwhiches slathered in mayonaise cooked on a panini maker
>what did I eat today
Ate for about an hour solid at a local Asian buffet. It was pretty empty which made me forget how much of an obese shit I was being in public. Had four or five large plates of food, including an entire roll of sushi from the sushi bar, which is actually pretty decent for a Jap/Chinese buffet place.

>inb4 /fit/ tells me I'm a beta faggot
I know guys but I'm too much of a shit coward to kill myself directly. It's easier to do it this way. I am sorry for being a fat fuck in the mean time though

>>11295282
>i-it's glandular!

>yfw there is only one slice of cheese