/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>And the napkins, did the chef make them himself?
>N-no Chef he just bought them
>Unbelievable. Where's the passion?

>And the lamb, did the chef raise it himself, give it a name, and walk it at least twice a day?
>N-no chef
>Fuck me

>And the beef, did the owner raise the cow himself, feeding it every day by hand?
>N-no chef but we get in fresh beef everyday
>Fuck me. What an embarrassment

>And the tableware, did the owner make them himself from scratch?
>No chef, they were store bought
>Fuck me

>And the beef, did the chef raise the cow himself, feeding it high quality grass every day, and then butcher it immediately after I ordered?
>No chef, but we get fresh meat in every day and-
>Unbelievable. He's given up.