/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11889144
Vegans would be the best humeals. They're physically and mentally weak, so they're easy to domesticate, and they eat like livestock already so their meat will likely be pretty tasty. Smoked and cured they'll make a nice lean bacon.

>>11854384

>>11834759
people don't actually need teeth, thats a carnist myth. you don't need teeth to drink a healthy vegan smoothie - if anything teeth get in the way and you get bits of spinach stuck in them. If you really want to chomp down on something chewy like zucchini or banana then false teeth are the ethically superior teeth.

>>11815965
>The skeletal vegan cries out in pain as he strikes you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs

>>11791207
congratulations, you've discovered the vegan-furry nexus.

>>11741630
If a "vegan" eats nothing but bread and vegan spaghetti, sure they can be fat unhealthy loads, but a lot of these obsessed idiot vegans eat all vegetables and fruits, so they end up emaciated unhealthy retards. don't believe me? watch for the proof lol-------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HwBtRlyxPs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-QaGzenEaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA0bJNMFsxA

>>11712348
I'm the laughingstock?? Not anorexic skeletal living zombies ie: vegans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39uFhAN4MVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzA4TmfqyOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCeA238F_Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dl5z6LWpnc

>>11684877
>Hm I would say the vegans are vegetarians who have gone into full cult mode, they literally starve themselves into emaciation, to prove how retarded they are.

Woops forgot to cite that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA