/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15993011

>>13044248
>I skip most of his videos because I know his politics
t. animepatriotwarrior1488

>>12450201
>>12453357

>>12439060

>>12429100
>not using superior nipponese steel

>>12426029

>>12385392

>>12384554

>>12302894

>>12240055
>I'd go with a with a cigar and a glass of rum

>>12225932

>>10776558
Your style is inferior. The sushi roll has nothing on the Perfection that is the Chicken Tender

>>10325205
>I see liberals, women and shitskins as cancerous parasties
Same. This is me getting ready to purge the parasites.

>go to taco bell
>order 5 five layer burritos and a bag of fire sauce
>order comes to $6.66
>black lady cashier is stunned
>I brought my newest fedora
>gold plated carbon fiber tip bar
>I can see the fear in her piss stained eyes
>"u w-want me 2 add a penny white boi?"
>"NO"
>she's startled
>her boon mates are attracted to my voice
>"u shhhhure?"
>Mouth the word no as I roll up my window
>start to drive away
>slam on the breaks
>I won't leave without my spoils of war
>pay for my food
>a cool $10 bill
>drive away
>black lady in awe for the rest of the day
Seriously, why do you guys let people bully you?

>>7874681

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change".*

>>7703382
2edgy4me

>>6621614

>hamburgers are a type of sandwich