/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4778688
>lamb meatloaf
..don't know if want..

American here, mines more like :
>12:30 Coffee
>15:00 Coffee
>18:00 Burrito
>21:00 Coffee
>23:30 2 packs of ramen

Fuck your shit, i'm always craving grilled cheese

...tomato soup.. not so much

>>4630072
>™
stop that

>>4624304
Indiana here. I can confirm this.
Theres nothing here but corn, meth addicts, morbidly obese people on scooters, and shitty old white racists who hate everything and will complain to your manager at work if you breathe at them improperly.

Its like the entire state is still stuck in 1950.We're actually the last state in America who can't sell alcohol on sundays because 'HURRR CHURCH'

I have taco seasoning, diced tomatoes, and a few packs of beef ramen.

Can I do anything with this?

>>4593686
Careful anon, you'll upset the liberals and reddit folks.

I do agree though.
Most current day 'autism' and ADD shit could be instantly cured by a simple treatment my mother used on me when I was young.
Its called 'Whoop that ass'.

'Whoop that ass' is an ancient technique passed down from generation to generation.
When used correctly and in generous, steady amounts throughout childhood, it stops children and even young teenagers from developing backtalk, throwing fits, and other really fucking annoying behaviours.

Sadly, this technique is becoming more and more rare.

I've never liked root beer.
Its that fucking smell. Its like this sickly sweet odor that gives me a bad taste in my mouth every time.

I am jelly as fuck though at people who drink root beer floats.
I've heard they're delicious, and they actually look very appealing.
If only they were made of something else other than goddamn root beer.

Are food allergies just natures way of telling us we shouldn't be eating or drinking certain things?
..or do we create them ourselves by eating 'too much' of something that was never available in such quantities to our species before?

I know we've drank milk forever, but with the invention of refrigeration and pasteurizing shit, now its just chugged like it ain't even a thing.
Is lactose intolerance (and other genetic problems) a 'new' thing, or has it been around for hundreds of years?

No. As appetizing as it may seem, there's serious health risks that come with consuming human flesh and organs.
Mis-folded proteins and other chioce chemicals will eventually travel throughout your body, giving you the 'shakes', as well as serious other brain malfuntions like speech problems, and nerve damage.
Thats not even covering the host of sexual diseases that may be infesting the genetals and other areas, and other bloodborne pathogens.
Also, all the lovley heavy metals and other various toxins that build up throughout our bodies that stick with us forever.

I've always been curious.. but only if I was completley fucking starving and couldn't find enough painkiller to start eating myself.

Are you.. implying that McDonalds will go out of business?

Alright /ck/, I need your help.
I've got $14 left in my 'food' budget. Payday is on Wednesday.

I'm down to ramen, and a few boxes of vermicelli, but i'm wondering if theres anything great I can make that'll last me a couple days.

The nearest grocer is Walmart.

I've been thinking about just buying a bunch of spaghetti stuff, or something pasta-related.

What would you do?

>>4278793
>buying anything on the 'shits gone bad' rack
I'm broke as shit but even I got standards