/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18842521
I wish a rat would eat my ass

>>18698532
I’ve been wrong about Jack all these years. He’s based as fuck I feel horrible

>>18666688
Pls end his misery

>>18618115
same…my grandpa died when he lost his balance and fell out of a guard tower at Bergen-Belsen broke his neck and died on the spot

>>18259734

>used to really enjoy hot sauce
>saw a local meetup for hot sauce enthusiasts
>went along, but thought i'd bring a nice gift for everyone
>made a special batch of hot sauce, as hot as I could
>make a special handcrafted wooden container for the bottle to go in
>it is in the shape of an ambulance
>carved the words 'HOT SAUCE WARD' onto the wooden ambulance with the hot sauce bottle inside
>i thought the sauce i made was unbearably hot
>inside the wooden ambulance with a hand knitted cotton doll of myself, wearing a little T-Shirt that said 'Habanero Harold' (my name is harold)
>took the gift to the meetup and presented it
>the 'ring leader' kind of guy who the other hot saucers obviously worship opens the ambulance, takes the hot sauce out
>has a sip
>starts laughing
>literally glugs like 1/3rd of the bottle
>tells me it isn't hot at all, and all the other hot saucers laugh at me
>i get upset, and apologise for bothering them and leave
>few days later get a knock at my door
>open it
>the ambulance is sitting on the floor
>they have carved the words 'MILD FOOD EMERGENCY UNIT' over the words 'hot sauce ward'
>tfw don't like hot sauce now because of the bullies
Hot sauce bros are so cool I just want to be part of them

>>18260243
God I wish that was me

>>18112545
He cornered me in a bathroom stall when I was 8 while my drunk mother was passed out on the ski-ball table

>>18105393
i-i-is this what being a parent f-feels like? It’s like cheese bro fertilized this thread with a strong load of cheddar genes and we all birthed this together ;_;

>>18038402
That’s not nice

>>18033693
Fuuuuuuuuck I can’t help that McDonalds gets me excited