/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18786712
oh didnt see you have the title already :^)

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>>17554164
Goal is for it to taste good/seem like a real dish I assume. I did a quick search as for what is forbidden:
Step 1: Add alcohol. Prefereably as a side and in the sauce. It's forbidden in a lot if not most religions. (Baha'i, Hindu, inslam, mormons and sikhs)
Step 2: Mix meats. A few religions are vegetarian by nature. To make sure use minced meat from various animals. The basics are including pork (against islam and judaism), but feel free to add others too just to make sure. Add eggs and a splash of milk to bind the minced meat better (milk isn't supposed to be mixed with meat in judaism) and use unkosher eggs. Maybe some blood too, you won't notice it really in the final dish but it will fuck with some religions. Bonus for cannibalism (or your own flesh). Ground up fingernails if you want to keep things legal. Exotic animals are good too, best if they are very smart (primates or octopus).
Step 3: The right preparation. Some religions practice seperation of ingredients where you have to use different tools for different ingredients. To make sure, mix and prepare all foods on the same cutting board with the same tools.
Step 4: The right time: I'm too lazy to do it, but take a calendar, mark religious holidays where one is supposed to fast/eat a certain way and find the day(s) with the most overlap. During those days eat in the middle of the day (not after sunset).
Step 5: Eat the wrong way: Most religions practice moderation so be a glutton. I'd suggest eating naked, unclean and unshowered, while drunk and blasting a mashup of satanic metal as well as MLG parodies of nasheeds. Have a slideshow of pictures of different deities on your tv. Bonus points for it being rule34. Have sex before, during or after the meal, use contraceptives and make sure to use the lords name in vain.
Step 6: Document it. I want to see it.

So a massive mukbang with burgers (patties from the minced meat), seafood, fast food, a lot of fat and a bunch of alcohol I'd say.

>>16678559
title related to cooking

Pic related is probably the most cursed food image I have saved on my harddrive. The longer you look the worse it gets. Every single item on this table has been hand crafted to be wrong, from the ingredients and preparation to the tools. I love it.

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