/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>breaded chickenless tendies aren't even gluten free
Why bother?

>eat food
>like food
>someone says there a certain thing in food
>hate food now

>travelling through America
>go to restaurant
>go trough metal detector and cavity search
>friend says this is normal because of all the shootings
>waiter comes up to the table and sticks out hand
>friend gives him 20 bucks
>waiter looks at me and screams TIP
>tell him that if he wants to heat up pizza in a microwave he should put a glass of water inside so it won't be to soggy
>waiter lets out a confused screech and goes to the kitchen
>didn't even order anything
>waiter comes out with 2 plates of burgers and fries
>this is a fancy Italian restaurant by the way
>waiter puts down plates
>waiter pisses on friends plate
>friend says it's his fault for only tipping 20 bucks
>waiter starts to shit on my plate
>leave

Is this common way of serving food in America?

>>13157186
I've never had octopus, don't know how it tastes like but why does it make my mouth water?

>You can have a gun at 18 but no no no drinkies is bad for you you must wait until you're 21
why do americans

>>12618962
saw my classmate buying tongs she clicks it to make sure its working all the way to the cashier.

I'm Tired. I wish war would erupt tomorrow

>Superfood

>>10809700
>plump

Trevor and Sonny are the only food dudes you should be watching

Jacks taste fine you niggers.
Stop having shit taste.

>>10719698
>YAAASSS

>>10634985
>salt
>pepper
>historically cheap

>artisanlly foraged

>sustainably foraged

>>10171518
>this is your average shitposter nowadays

>ID CHECK REQUIRED
I'm in here on my standard rotation of places I buy booze, let's not kid ourselves, even the robots know who I am

>drinking soda

>not buying a hot plate

>be horseshoe crab
>be doing your thing for 450 million years
>getting ready to go to spawn like you've been doing for eons
>some asshole grabs you, takes you to a lab, and drains your blood
>die

>>9900932
>wwnt to branson
>didn't see shoji

>>9845206
>WEED LMAO

>>9831707
>not tipping the mailman
Check out fucking scrooge over here

>>30000
Wasted