/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The feel bar is open, what are you drinking?

>tfw go to the same Japanese restaurant alone once a month
>always tell the staff I am a visiting businessman so I don't seem lonely
>tfw in the last 2 months the same young couple have come in at the same date and time as me
>they are so happy and in love
>the girl is facing me, her boyfriends back is facing me
>have been trying to avoid looking at them but cannot resist
>the girl is so qt with soft pale skin and red hair
>boyfriend has short stubbly black hair
>tfw I broke down and started crying last time
>waitress came over and asked if I was OK
>invented a story about the fact that 'I made a bad investment in solar power so my gf left me for a wind farm owner'
>she believed it
>now they know I am lonely
>tfw got pissed as fuck on the way out last time
>the girl and bf had just gone home
>I wiped my shit on the plates on their table, and on the chair where the girl was sitting
>wrote 'sorry for my dysentery' on a note and left it under a plate
>hopefully they will be banned for this
>however they will probably recognise my handwriting so I will be banned

I ruined the only date I ever had with my poor cooking
basically she was a fan of the simpsons so as a joke I just steamed some slices of ham then put it on the table and said we are having steamed hams. she laughed at first then realised i hadn't prepare anything else, so I slammed my fist on the table and angrily watched her eat the softened steamed slices of ham. she mad an excuse to leave straight after and never called or spoke to me again

I'm going down the rabbit hole again tonight

God forgive me

Someone please stop meee, its getting hurtful

>At a restaurant
>Order too much food
>Have to overpay even though you really didn't need all that food and wasted money