/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19358877
>Now that I've provided her with some nutmeg from across from America, I'll need to receive some payment.
>Yes, the lady of the house said I should provide you ample silver and my body
>Now I'm going to use this French recipe for a lubricant made out of butter and nutmeg. It will let me slide right in her anus.
>Yes, this would be the proper way to pay as being in the kitchen. No risk of a bad pregnancy or even missing work
>Now...... I'm going to keep thrusting until.......
>OHHHHHH QUEEN VICTORIA!
>UGGGHHHHH
>Now you all see how my seed mixed with the nutmeg and butter. This is some real American-British relations
>Right-o. Now I shall bid our fair American traveler gooday and proceed to the loo to pass the rest of the good Sir. Townsend out of my rectum and my undergarments

>>16198948
About what specifically?

The gubmint has nearly unlimited funds if you want to pursue your first college degree. Even moreso if you are a poorfag. You apply for a FAFSA, see what they will pay and go from there.

It's stupid to go straight to university as a true Freshman. Go to a 2 year community college. It will still be paid for, you will have to take the same courses if at university, but the tution is about 10% cheaper. Going full time will give you some grants, and you will still have time to work a PT gig for a couple years.

You then transfer in as a Junior at a 4-year institution where you actually start working on your degree. No _______101 courses. You can then stay in the dorms like a moron or take your college bucks and get an apartment. You apply for jobs on campus, and you get even more perks like tuition reimbursement. Federal Work Study also pays where you literally work and study. Balancing school and work is easier when it's all intertwined and line cook at a university kitchen basically means you eat free every day.

After two years of working and studying, you graduate with a BS/BA. You probably have $20-$30K of debt if you went CC/Associates first and go to a mid-tier state school.

You now have a stupid piece of paper that opens doors across the US. Maybe you use it to go teach Engrish in Nipponland or all the other shit that gets posted here. College (in the US) is a scam, but there are enough resources for anyone who wants to leave the kitchen for good for a stable career is only stopped by themselves.

>>15256243
Why fight what you like?

I try new whiskeys, but I'll grab Woodford Reserve because I like it, not because of posters on a Panamanian Canal Digging BBS.

What are some foods to stop my wife from being fat but also keep her ass big?