/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9490889
>>that's not toast

>0:04 into video
>"VEGAN BOILED EGG ON AVOCADO TOAST"

how is toast not toast? the recipe literally says "toast" and calls for plating the fake eggs on toast with mashed avocado spread. Are you touched in the head or something?

>>9359504
>this implication that the men that want those kind of wives want to do nothing and get pampered all day is dumb

well actually, is an apt assessment of the situation. You never hear a guy say "I want a woman who will cook, clean, and do everything around the house while I keep up the necessary building maintenance, take care of the yard work, and generally make home improvements to better our lives"

Those douches don't say that because they literally don't want to lift a finger at home, probably because they are used to their "mummy" giving them hot tendies, running them a bath (not too hot, please!), and giving them special time later to relieve them of cummies.

Fuck, man, I mean it's right there in the statement: "does *EVERYTHING* around the house." If you want a woman to do *EVERYTHING* around the house, that implies directly that you want to do NOTHING around the house.

Logic: 1
(You): -9001

>>9327786
>>literally means figuratively

>from https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/literally
>1.1informal Used for emphasis while not being literally true.
‘I was literally blown away by the response I got’

well actually, literally does mean figuratively. The future is now, old man.

>>9250921
judiciously applied salt does not significantly alter the flavor of an ingredient.

applying too much salt can make an ingredient taste "salty" but it takes a lot to get there.

fwiw, salt is known to make it easier for your taste buds to pick up certain, non-salt, flavors.

maybe do some actual research next time before asking such an autistic question.

4/10 for getting me to reply.

>>9212538
Watch out buddy, we don't want you cutting yourself up with that edge

>>9208680
>projecting this hard

Well actually, I do own a couple of Wusthofs, a nakiri, and a cheap, generic "chinese" cleaver from Amazon. I'm also a 35 year-old man, married to a woman, and I have a job, a car, and a mortgage.

I started coming to this site back in '09 because I was bored and in grad school. I've kept coming back because reactions from people like you hit me right in the schadenfreude. And schadenfreude always makes me do a big cummies on my wifey's tummies!

>>9176048
>it is recommended you get your knives professionally sharpened

even a retarded monkey can learn to use a 400/1000 whetstone every few months, and that's all that is needed for most home cooks.

sharpening knives is not a hard skill to learn. get over yourself.

>>9060020
>Millenials: the generation of people born from 1982-1999
>1982
>2017 - 1982 = 35

L2math, kiddo

>>8912485
is 6 inches the diameter of the cooking surface or the diameter as measured across the outer edge of the rim? Maybe OP said 4" because that's the inner diameter across the cooking surface?

>>8688119
>the guy in this pic should

and you should go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

>>8607105
>You wouldn't eat your dog.

Well actually, if I had a dog, I would raise it from a puppy for about year, feeding it a cheap, high calorie, nutritious diet to fatten it up.

Then, I would slaughter it, clean it, and butcher it so I could make authentic Cantonese cuisine. I like meat and stir-fried vegetables.

>>8553857
t. midwestern trophy wife

she's thinner than the neighbor's wife, and she can "cook"!