/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No. I go out and hunt them though

>he buys mushrooms at the store
Never going to make it.

Never understood anti-meat people trying to make plants taste and feel like meat. It may be that I am a forager, but there are like 10 species of mushroom that taste and have the texture of meat. These vegans are in the fucking lab dabbling in science when you can just go outside 3/4 of the year and harvest Laetiporus. But then again, all these twiggy armed hippies live in major cities and have no idea that nature is a thing. They can't comprehend actually going into the woods and coming out with food. Meanwhile I have 20 pounds of assorted mushrooms currently in my freezer that I harvested this week. I can make pulled shroom that actually tastes like pulled pork. I can make chicken out of mushrooms. I can throw it in a salad or pasta. I can dry and grind it to make spice and medicine. Coastal leftists will pay $20 a pound for plant based meat when I can get months worth of food for free in the matter of days.