/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16066144
>New Orleans style French bread

I'll have a side of New York style Chicago deep dish pizza with that

Just call it New Oreals style bread, you stupid faggot

>>14753760
Married a flip and most of the dishes that she and her mom cook are just random shit thrown together and some of it is nasty
> spaghetti with green beans and ketchup
> eggplant and okra in fish sauce
> chicken pickled in vinegar with more fish sauce
> fish sauce cooked in fish sauce with a side of pork blood

>>14662383
That's what I do while having a 3-some with your mom and sister. Eat one while fucking the other. They're both garbage so it doesn't matter who I fuck and who I eat so we mix it up

>>14656797
Take frozen shrimp or mixed veggies..... we only use a portion of the package at a time... my wife will take a full 2 lb bag of either let it thaw then take what she needs and refreeze the rest.
What's wrongs with this? These items are 'individually flash frozen' rather than frozen as a giant mass, so now that wifey has refrozen this giant mass it turns into a giant block of ice. If I only need 6 shrimp or one cup of veggies I now need to thaw out 30 shrimp and 12 cups of veggies then the stuff I don't need gets refrozen into a solid mass. And the process goes on until you get mad and yell at at your wife enough times that she gets the message that you don't thaw out the whole bag of food when it is purposely individually flash frozen to avoid this very problem

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>>14615428
I'd have asked out the Asian like the alpha male that I am. I'd tell my mom to pay the bill, give me the cars keys then take the Asian cutie and the hot just-turned 18 hostess (still in high school) and fuck them in the backseat of mom's car. When finished and mom drives me home she asks what the smell is and I tell her it's just salty coins.

>>14387890
what's the definition of junk food? in my book beans isn't junk and neither is toast.

i usually just think of "junk food" as meaning mass-produced fast food from mcdonalds/subway/etc

>>10409792
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>>9057612
>>9057636
Honestly. If we did make contact with aliens it would not take me long to start wondering what they tasted like.

Behold, the bacon wrapped tur-crab-topus!

>>7615886
where can I find ass eggs?