/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15061307
Longer than George Floyd.

>>15017993
I won't eat halal certified meat. The Muslim slaughterhouses lie to the authorities, and don't stun the animals before cutting their throats. If you are non Muslim, you will be forbidden from entering their slaughterhouses.

Boycott all halal certified meat.

>>14976381
I made 3 bulbs of black garlic in my 13 year old sister. Perfect temperatures and flavour profile. It's delicious on my patented Pussi Pancakes. Really tastes like her. Delish.

>>14972784
I am African American and I'm asking you respectfully to delete this thread. It's fueling racial hatred.

I'm asking nicely, please do what I tell you.

>>14951769
I am so fucking horny right now guys. Fully erect.

I'm not gay but I think it's time we tried some stuff together in this thread.

>>14950707
Plant drugs on em then call the police. They're dangerous.

They must be contained.

>>14913777
I was hung over this morning but I smoked like 3 cones, drank a bottle of cough syrup and did a bunch of nitrous oxide.

Now I'm wandering around the house making loud bird noises. Just offered to give my sister an erotic massage. Quack quack quack.

>>14858663
My sister committed suicide in a gay adult bookstore last year after she saw my erotic literature. Taboo incest. The ultimate abomination of grotesque bondage.

4 more years of TRUMP please gentlemen.

>>14852529
I wouldn't mind taking a gander at your smoked mackerel through the local gloryhole.

Fishi delights.

>>14850831
I'd take a long, deep whiff of her young pink arsehole.

I'd suffocate myself in her used panty liners.

>>14830097
I was molested by my older brother when I was a little girl. Over a period of about 5 years. I had my first time on all fours, dressed as a ninja turtle,

4 more years of TRUMP, minimum.

>>14820435
That pizza looks delicious. Like an unsupervised white prepubescent girl looks to Joe Biden.

Scrumptious darling.

>>14809879
I'm a girl too! Hi!

Let's combine our powers and post some extreme close up pics of our genitals and anus from behind.

You get us started and I'll fire up my webcam.

>>14809620
I prefer an Irish dessert. It's a traditional recipe of absolutely nothing and starving to death like an Ethiopian.

>>14786161
Joe Biden is a disgusting pedophile and typically repulsive Democrat who has a loser drug addict for a son.

Meanwhile TRUMP (pbuh) is going to replace that dead pedophile enabler Ruth Bader Ginsberg with a proud white nationalist. Dilate n deal with it leftist pumpkins.

You won't do shit.

>>14767544
I enjoyed a new prototype hot dog the other day. It's called the RBG. Withered gross old meat left in the fridge way too long, finally thrown into the garbage. Replaced with fresh, delicious conservative meat.

Mmm simply delish. 4 more years, dilate n deal.

>>14760385
Omg so I just heard that Ruth Bader Ginsberg is dead.

I'm absolutely crying 100 percent now, in the bathtub. My husband is having an emergency day off work and is coming back to help me dilate n deal with it.

I think its a great try for such a young, soft, supple little girl with such adorable tiny nipples.

Encourage her OP. Cooking can be a lot of fun for children.

>>14759846
I cook with Jesus in my kitchen. Delicious home cooking.

God damn, rest in piss Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

>>14736817
My biological brother bought me a duck in 2004 when I was 16, in exchange for my permission to let him perform cunnilingus on me.

Quack quack! RIP George Floyd.

>>14733045
They probably are cheaper shittier meat, they know the spiciness will cover up that fact
>>14732920
No?
I'm not here all day like you fag loser
>>14733039
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>>14728889
Is he Jewish? Because if he is, congratulations.

You are committing a hate crime. Reported to the JIDF and ADL for antisemitism.

>>14674361
Make your brother's birthday extra special and take him to a gay sauna. I had a cheesecake mashed in between my arse cheeks in 2009 at an all you can eat buffet in Honduras.