/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19779794
Keep going, anon. This looks like the beginning of the cringiest cookalong in /ck/ history.
>>19779806
>for when my baby sister visits
>visits
Lol. Do you think she gets impressed when you whip out your 3.5 incher and tell her to make you a pazookie because mommy isn't paying her to sit around on her phone all night? She's there to make sure you don't burn the house down.

Moules frites and mayo tofu are two of my favorite foods.

>>19191259
You sound like one of those people who makes a giant fuss over one little mistake and demands to speak to the manager. You then tell them how you're A PAYING CUSTOMER and they have LOST YOUR BUSINESS.

Do you know what the manager is thinking while he calmly explains how sorry he is that your experience was less than stellar, and how unfortunate it is that you wont be returning? He's thinking, "good riddance. Fuck that guy. I'm wasting my time talking to an idiot who is making a scene when there's a hundred more important things I should be doing to keep everything running smoothly. I've never even seen that guy before so his business isn't worth much, and I hope I never see him again."

>>18328177
Have you ever tried like, stepping back, watching what other people are doing, assessing the situation, and generally just trying to pretend like you're not a fucking autist for a single day?

I don't drink alcohol.
What's the best tasting alcoholic drink?

Are Melons a good for you?

>>16960628
>>16961149
Thanks for the advice anons

>>16706555
>if you got a girl who likes beer and spearmint gum, like a lot
>...and dxm, and aspartame, and newports, and glory holes, and raw marshmallows - like, just as a snack

>what's the deal with fresh squeezed orange juice
>when i'm drinking orange juice i just want pulp free, brazilian concentrate

I started eating basically just a giant bowl of boiled broccoli and carrots covered in melted Mozzarella cheese for every meal, can this alone sustain me?

>A slow boiling frog indeed