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>>16649118
>>nooo! You can’t just not like the current state of 4chan since me and my r/thedonald buddies swarmed here. You soyboy! You soyboy!!! Waaah

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>>15382909
>literally

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>you WILL wait 12 hours for a burger
>you WILL consume fast food
>you WILL only eat at popular fast food chains
>and you WILL laugh at anyone who does otherwise

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>browsing spice aisle
>suddenly hear thunderous footsteps approaching
>OUT OF MY WAY, CHUD
>TIME TO HECKIN STOCK UP
>the man literally goes shelf by shelf dumping shit I've never heard of into his fucking cart
>anything that sounds vaguely exotic or Latin American is flying off the shelf
>OH, GOTTA HAVE MY GWAGILLOS AND COSTEENOS FOR SURE, GONNA HIT FLAVOR 100 WITH THESE BABIES
>he reaches the end of the aisle
>it's where all of the beans are
>starts fucking shrieking in agony and smashing the shelves to the floor
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN AUTHENTICITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all the commotion has summoned the manager
>"S-sir, we're gonna have to ask you to lea--"
>a freshly anally evacuated Rick and Morty© buttplug breaks his nose as it crashes across his face
>KEANUUUUUUUUU CHUNGUUUUUUSSSSS
>madman makes a mad dash for the exit with his bountiful haul of spices
>colonizer.mp4
>dumps some IPA and those shelf stable Starbucks coffees into his cart on the way out for good measure
Huh, I guess it really was under $100. The meat he bought beforehand only cost him 90.

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