/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12075613
Have you ever been to the Philippines? I have, it's the libtartarian dystopia that Republicans want. Weak government, no environmental laws, divorce is illegal, abortion is illegal, all retail stores are protected by private guards carrying heavily used military weapons, tax evasion is a national sport so there is no semblance of taxpayer funded anything useful so the social functions of the state are taken care of by international terrorist organizations, criminal gangs, and a gigantic lottery system worth 17% of GDP. Actual unironic religious law is in effect in the Deep South, the human rights minister reports directly to prison upon being appointed, all the hills have been scraped bare of vegetation and burned, all property is owned by 3 families, crazy offshoot evangelical sects are out-crazying the established religion of Catholicism. Due to permanent 24/7 gridlock (urban planning is for cucks), everything is a 4 hour drive, even just a 2 mile trip to the store. There are 16 lane highways with no way to cross so people just randomly dash across and get killed. There's like 1 train in the whole country and it's broken. There is literally no "work day", everything is 24/7 and most people on the road are on shabu, a local kind of synthetic superstimulant. Cars don't need catalytic converters so all the buildings are covered in brown goo. People fish with dynamite and poison. The fish are kept alive by a constant stream of natural disasters which flood the shallow coastal waters with dead bodies.

So yeah there's a reason the eight chan guy moved there (apparently that word is filtered)

>>12075669
I think that's the one in Woodside.